"I've Seen All Good People"

That I remain positive in quoting this positive song title by the positively named band, Yes, I shall not continue with the lyrics that follow the title, "turn their heads each day," even though this may simply be to cough or watch the girl from Ipanema walk by (the Olympics are over?  Had I met my deadline, I swear the allusion would be relevant).  

A bit of a rough start.  Where was I (a less disconcerting question than, "Where am I?", though both valid)?  Positivity!  I can honestly say that in the year that Elephant Trunk Moving Supplies has been about, I've seen all good people.  To a person you, my clients, have been friendly people with easy smiles.  And probably "gooder" than I, as if I were a decent sort, I'd throw a party and introduce you to each other.  I'm sure you'd find a friend, if not a million dollars (these imaginary parties are great, huh?).  

Who knows?  Maybe someday I will throw a soiree, but at the least it will have to wait until I stop running my new, mile-long van into garbage cans (turns out I have to pay a deductible for both sides).  Until then, know that you have made my job not only more pleasurable, but also easier, and for that I thank you, Good People.  

LeBron Sells Tartoon Balloons in Town

     Up to this moment, I have believed that the balloons sold by Levon are made of tartoon.  I assumed that tartoon was some type of rubber-like product, and I thought it cool that either Bernie Taupin  or Elton John was cool enough to know from what material balloons are made.  Imagine how disappointed I feel to now know that Levon has been selling the not half-as-cool, cartoon balloons.  I mean which would you rather have - a cartoon balloon or a tartoon balloon?  

     I've mistaken plenty of song lyrics over time, but this is only the second time that I have liked my version so much better.  The other was a song sung by Wilson Pickett - "You're Lookin' Good".  Seems that after he sings, "You're lookin' good" a couple of times, he follows the line with, "just like I knew thatcha would." Good enough, but I heard better. Up until a few years ago, I thought the woman was lookin' good "just like a new batcha wood. Alright!"  I could see these freshly cut, pine two-by-fours stacked all nicely and found the simile to be perfect.  And she'd be smellin' good, too. What the heck?

     Yes, this was initially to be about LeBron James.  I was thinking that now that he has delivered a championship to Cleveland, he might be on the move again (there's cold in them Cleveland hills!).  In doing such, he might require that I deliver some Elephant Trunk Moving Supplies to his door.  He could use plenty of my moving containers, wrap, dollies, and wardrobes.  That's at least as realistic as a tartoon balloon.

We Have Gift Certificates!

Have a wife's birthday celebration coming up?  How about an uncle's wedding anniversary?  A grandmother's  business promotion?  You're right - Elephant Trunk Moving Supplies gift certificates are not for these events.  But for anyone moving locally in the Dallas area, these gift certificates will receive a warmer welcome than a long, lost sock.  What you will be providing your treasured friend, relative, or client besides a really neat looking sheet of paper is a ticket to an easier and more ecologically sound move.  With our certificates, the recipient will not have to forage for or purchase cardboard boxes, as I will bring our lidded, plastic containers to his or her home.  The recipient also will not have to wrestle with a tape gun, therefore sparing him or herself not only of the hideous sounds of tape emanating from the gun, but also the hideous sounds emanating from his or herownself when the tape tangles seven ways to never.  And when the move is over and the mover unpacked, I will come to the new home and pick up the containers, thereby denying the landfill further landfill.   

It should be mentioned that the idea of Elephant Trunk Moving Supplies gift certificates was given to me by a Realtor (thank you, ma'm), and it's an especially good idea for the profession. Most Realtors give a gift of some form to their clients, so what could be better than giving them a service that eases the anxiety of a move, other than a ticket to a resort until the move is over? Once again, Elephant Trunk Moving Supplies provides the wise, economical choice!

So when you know someone is moving in the Dallas area, and you'd like to give him, her, or them something they will gladly use, think Elephant Trunk Moving Supplies gift certificates. They can be purchased by a room package, by a monetary value, or most any fashion you dream.  I can figure it out.  Give me a call at 214-755-4675.  I promise that I'm a lot easier to talk to than read.  

Bag Waving

I’m at the grocery store yesterday – a nice grocery store – when I find myself at the meat counter (up to that point, I was totally lost to myself).  I am pleasantly asked, "How may I help you," and I pleasantly responded, “A half a pound of the roast beef, please.”  So the guy sliced it up, bagged it up, handed it up, and asked if I would like anything else, to which I replied, “No thank you.”  Pretty nice encounter so far. We’re a couple of humans who have politely acknowledged each other.  But as he handed me the beef, his eyes were on the bag as he muttered, “Have a nice day.”  Was he talking to me or the beef?  Must have been me, as a side of beef never has a nice day.  But why didn't he look at me?

This was a fairly eventful day, so I had the opportunity to reacquaint myself at the drug store – a nice drug store.  As I entered between the walls of the security system, this voice yelled out to me, “Welcome to our nationwide drug store,” or something akin to that.  As I turned to respond with a nicety of my own, I saw only a clerk behind a counter who was busying himself with what I’m guessing was the untangling of a knot.  What else focuses an attention so strongly?  Or maybe I’m selfish.  When I am greeted by a person, I usually respond in kind.  “How ya doin’?”  “Fine. How you doin’?”  Seems a simple social interaction. Or maybe I’m tied in knots over knothing.    

Dare I go on?  Today I went out to meet myself at a nice department store, and once again a nice gentleman waited on me, and once again when he thanked me, he did not look at me.  In another department I was once again haveanicedayed, and again I was not contacted by eye.  Finally, I checked out in the women’s department with my wife, and we were both looked at, smiled at, and thanked, and I want to write the store owner to have this clerk elevated to supervisor of the shopping world.  Such simple, pleasant interaction, and it pleased me no end that our clerk was neither sapped of her energy nor robbed of her soul by her actions.    

So what do I want?  It’s simple.  If you are in the service industry, I am in your presence, and you are going to speak to me, look at me.  Top your appreciation of my patronage or your well-wishing of my future with a little smile or a look of sincerity.  Management - train your staff properly.  I promise I will do this with Elephant Trunk Moving Supplies.  Otherwise, just hand me my bag, and I’ll go away.  I can use the extra time in search of myself.

Google Verbiage

I was recently sent a "Google My Business" code that I might be found through its services.  Pleased big time, I immediately entered the code and now I can be found - if you already know about me.  Were you to google moving containers, container rental, moving container rental, moving containers for rent, moving container companies, portable moving containers, moving services, or moving supplies Dallas- base SEO recommendations - you will find a Denton moving company before you find me.  Heck, you'll probably even find love before you find me, as I gave up after page 7.  So what's a guy have to say?  Allow me to repeat myself (you don't have to read this) - moving containers, container rental, moving container rental, moving containers for rent, moving container companies, portable moving containers, moving services, or moving supplies Dallas.

A Simple Public Service Announcement

If you are considering purchasing cardboard boxes for your Dallas/Ft. Worth move, reconsider and rent plastic boxes from Elephant Trunk.  We are ecological, economical, and easy.  We deliver the boxes and other supplies you might wish to your current home, you pack them, you move them, you unpack them, and then we pick them up at your new home.  The boxes nest nicely and neatly, and with our affixable labels, organization is easily maintained. Compare our prices with the cost of cardboard,  and you'll be pleasantly surprised. One satisfied customer said, "Using Elephant Trunk was the best part of the move."  So if you're moving locally, Go Gray! With our ease of use and convenience, we're sure you'll find the moving process much simpler.

Enthusiasm

The great Ralph Waldo Emerson once, or maybe several times, said, "Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm" (the guy was notoriously quotable.  I still love "a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."  No one could get away with using "hobgoblin" like Emerson) , and I agree.  What I especially appreciate is the enthusiasm with which our enterprise has been met.  Not only have our customers been enthusiastic, but also are those whom I have told what it is we are doing.  My job is to warrant this enthusiasm, and I do so enthusiastically.  Thank you.  

Box Size Rationale

So yesterday it was landfills, and today is it box size.  No doubt I'm leading up to some seductive discussion like "Nutrient Intake and the Ringworm".   But I think it's somewhat important  to impart my rationale for box size, and it's basically this:  I don't want people busting the fire out of their knuckles when passing our boxes through their doors.  Our regular size boxes satisfy this desire.  You can walk straight through a standard issue door frame in your standard bliss whilst holding these .  With the large containers, you can hand truck them through easily enough, but so as not to rub knuckles on wood, you'll have to put thought into positioning them when carrying them through some portals.  There ya go.  Here's hoping that wasn't too painful to read.  Now I need to go find a rocker.

Landfills

As the topic is landfills, let's hope this is not merely space fill (what the heck - this is not an exactly optimistic subject).  An article in the Sunday, September 27, 2015 edition of The Dallas Morning News goes on to discuss how we in the United States are sending twice as much to landfills than the EPA had estimated.  I would be happy to roll with the "lies, darned lies, and statistics" bit (they say we average sending five pounds a day per person to the landfills, but just the other day I helped clean out a garage which must have covered for 100 people, so there's not an easy correlation going on here), but it is interesting that the gov thought we were recycling a third of our garbage when it's more likely we're only going for a fifth (probably both sets of statisticians did much the same when compiling < I know.  I should scotch that comment>).  So surely, Shirley, this is where Elephant Trunk steps in.  With Elephant Trunk, there is no disposal of cardboard boxes or bubble wrap; hence, less burdening of our landfills.  Also, our reusable moving boxes come complete with lids affixed; hence, less burdening of your soul while trying to wield that "mor miserables"* tape dispenser.  Go Gray!

*Certainly someone else has said this.

What I Do

Were you to delete the pronoun "we" throughout the piece "What We Do" and replace it with "I", that's what I do. I'm pretty much a one man show until I get off of this Maytag repairman schedule. I also clean the containers, smash a finger here and there, and sweat a bit.  The latter will change some with the change of season, but I imagine the rest to stay consistent for awhile.